To whom it may concern

"Oh," said Sara Sue, who had noticed but not commented on the dedication that accompanied every new children's book. "Yeah."

Harley set Professor Moth down. He immediately tilted backwards to rest upon his pert plush glutes.

Sara Sue sighed.

"Seriously though, the company has to get rid of that ass. It's ridiculous, Harley, I'm not drawing that."

Harley adopted a look of mock offense.

"Are you saying academics can't have buns of steel? And you a teacher yourself? What would your colleagues say?"

"Probably 'Miss Haverstock, please take the weird butt-doll out of our classroom, it's creeping the kids out.'"

Ongoing Verse: Pay Attention



Awesome Pay Attention fanart commissioned by Lipstickcat and drawn by Misusart

Preparations by froodle. Winston Chisel, the morning he became Mayor.

Lost and Found, in which the Unkind Ones honour one of their own

The Storm by froodle, in which Mayor Chisel has a very specific job for Eerie's resident weatherman

Cygnet, in which Lillian and Harley visit the lake

Divergent, in which Dash and Harley have a conversation

Still, in which there is weather

Night Watch, in which it is Halloween, and Sara Sue is carving

Blue by froodle: Sara Sue and Marilyn Teller in the laundry room.

Reflection by froodle: Sara Sue in Paris.

Hereditary, in which the Bob Brothers experiment

The Paper Witch, in which something comes looking for Sara Sue

Advisor, in which Harley talks to a bird, and then to a ghost

Pay Attention Part 1 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 2 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 3 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 4 by froodle

Echoes by froodle: the worlds where Simon and Marshall stayed are very different

Pay Attention Part 5 by froodle

Onward, in which Sara Sue shares her favourite artwork with the boys

Pay Attention Part 6 by froodle

Exhumed, in which there is activity at the lake

Pay Attention Part 7 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 8 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 9 by froodle

Pay Attention Part 10 by froodle

Civil Disobedience by froodle, in which Sara Sue objects most strenuously to the Mayor's behaviour

Pay Attention: Coda by froodle

Christmas Morning by froodle; takes place in the Pay Attention-verse, after the main story

Obsolete, in which Sara Sue finally gets reacquainted with her home town

Sculpture by froodle, in which Sara Sue must face off against the forces of municipal artwork

Remodelling, in which there is a verandah

Deck the Halls, in which Sara Sue and Harley have another Christmas

Sunset, in which Sara Sue wants a dog

Signing, in which there is a chaffinch, and a lime, and a dog



Ongoing Verse: Holmes Brothers



Castle, in which there is unexpected architecture in Eerie

The End by froodle, in which Simon reads Harley a bedtime story

Drains by froodle, in which clowns are evil, murderous sacks of shit, and Simon is having none of it

Bathtub, in which the Holmes' have further problems with their plumbing

Communication Difficulties, in which there are barriers to understanding

Playground, in which Simon and Harley should maybe come back another day

Dish of the Day, in which Simon and Marshall return to the playground

Stonewall, Mud Walls, in which Harley is an implacable foe

Biters, in which there is screaming

Riverbank, in which Simon encounters a kelpie

Kaleidoscope by froodle, in which Simon has cause to regret buying cheap toys at the World o' Stuff

Festival by froodle, in which Eerie's local businesses celebrate the summer

Strawberry by froodle, in which there is unauthorised hubbub in Eerie

Drive In, in which there is a movie screening

Staged, in which Harley visits a building site

Distractions, in which Simon and Marshall walk home from school

Class of '89, in which they collect Harley

Unsuitable Substitute, in which there is a changeling

Anticipation by froodle, in which Simon and Harley look forward to the Equinox

Informed Shopper, in which Simon contemplates a purchase

Infestation, in which there are pixies

BBQ, in which the Tellers hold a BBQ

Door-to-Door, in which it is Halloween and there are trick-or-treaters

Sentinel, in which it is Halloween and there is hot chocolate

The Stand, in which it is Halloween and there is a war

Dark Messiah, in which there are witches

Ruminant, in which a rescue is mounted

Good to Eat, in which Dash and Simon fill Marshall in

Gridlock, in which Harley encounters one of Eerie's many cults

Common Ground, in which one of Eerie's local youth organisations would like Harley to join them

Persuasion Tactics, in which the recruitment drive becomes aggressive

A Kings' Ransom, in which Harley goes to the beach

Competing Traditions, in which Dash and Marshall wait out the Easter weekend

Advent Calendar, in which Marilyn is making Christmas treats for all her children

Window Paint, in which Harley helps decorate his elementary school for Christmas

Pantomime, in which the Tellers enjoy some traditional Christmas entertainment

Visiting Santa, in which Marshall and Simon take Harley on a trip

The Tree, in which Harley helps Simon decorate for Christmas

KrampusNacht, in which the Holmes household has a visitor

Cygnet, in which Harley and Lillian go to the park

Tagged, in which the Bob brothers go to the park

Defacement, in which the Eerie PD investigates a terrible crime

Read the Sign, in which the city council was serious about that fountain

Salvage Rights, in which Harley and Lillian return to the lake

To Serve Birds (Right), in which Marshall and Harley bond

Sneakers by froodle, in which the latest Sky Monsters are released

Hangover, in which Marshall has a little too much to drink, and an innocent sandcastle pays the price

Brand Loyalty, in which MArshall's new shoes are a disappointment

The Hut by froodle, in which Simon takes on the forces of Eerie solo

Shattered Dreams, in which there is a space whale

They, in which Marshall leaves for college and Simon is left behind

Good Secrets Are Hard To Keep, in which Marshall submits a story to his college newspaper

Reception by froodle, in which Simon has problems with his mobile phone

Bulk Buy, in which Simon's desk tidy isn't suited for the job, but he's still better off than his office mates

Incendiary, in which Marshall reads a situation and reaches completely the wrong conclusion

Divergent, in which Dash and Harley talk

Workaday, in which Simon encounters one of Harley's old enemies

Presentation, in which Simon has a plan

Children Are Strange, in which Eerie's local Black Eyed Kids take an interest in Simon's dog