To whom it may concern

(starting the New Year off right with one of the weirdest tags on the comm!)

i did a deep clean of the kitchen and living room in this house i live in with six theatre people for the first time today and i prepared myself to find a lot of weird shit while cleaning - like the fake bloody foot in the coat closet - but nothing prepared me for the corn-shaped dildo under the couch



country girls should make do somewhere other than my living room!!

I showed this to a theatre kid friend of mine and she said this:



there is Corn Dildo Lore in this household, i just can’t remember the details. i believe it belongs to a roommate who is currently out of state. i do not know if it has ever been used in a sexual way, but i have touched it now, so i sincerely hope it is more of a novelty item



OH HEY THERE

The corn dildo was a birthday present indented to continue the tradition of getting me absolutely horrendous dildos. There’s a glass blown tentacle dildo hidden somewhere in the house that started the tradition. Niether have ever been used as intended (as far as I know)

there’s a what where

do you guys like. talk irl or

the dildo we got them this year was a casting of our other roommates penis :)

oh hey mia what’s up

reblog to keep up with the theatre dildo roommates



a merriest of christmases from all of us at the corn dildo house ❤️

Your themed episode for the month of January is "No Brain, No Pain".

It's Friday, Eerie fans, and it's a great time to look back on all the sweet fanworks you've created over the years. Why not revisit some sweet artwork, admire someone's crafting efforts or leave an appreciative comment on an uploaded video?

Watch it here.